Taylor is my exotic foreign girlfriend, with an amazing blog.
I am currently into: Graceland, Masters of Sex, Orphan Black, OitNB, Sharon Needles circa 2012, & more.
We don’t guard Graceland. Graceland doesn’t guard us. We guard e a c h o t h e r .
I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t think I b e l o n g e d .
VALLE YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING HERE
Friendly reminder that Dia de Los Muertos is pretty much a funeral, and the dead being represented in the holiday are actual dead people who had families and friends and hopes and dreams. So just as you wouldn’t throw on black clothes and join a group of mourners because they look so fashionable in black, you shouldn’t paint your face and put marigolds in your hair and make altars because it looks cool to you. Thank.
Iceland (via where the streets have no name | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)
I have stretch marks all over. They look like lightning so I don’t mind.
yeah I have some white ones on my ass that imo are super cute lmao. but these are purple >(
I seem to have new stretch marks on my hips but I haven’t even put on weight?????
the ladies in YSL today told me that I have nice skin
good news: I’m stopping boredom-eating
bad news: I’ve started boredom-drinking
I feel super out of sorts because I had a nap from like 6-8pm lmao oooooops. So I’m gonna put on Sex and the City and pretend my life is fine. We had vietnamese for lunch so I’m not even hungry right now but I really want chocolate.
Cutie Chaser [MORNING MIX]
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.