I am brandon jay mclaren. (I'm not.)

Joanna . 21, somewhere in England. I love David Bowie more than anything else. I also quite like The Xcerts. Dita Von Teese is my queen. This is my head but these are my photos. I have the best music taste in all the land. I sometimes play with photoshop.

Taylor is my exotic foreign girlfriend, with an amazing blog. I am currently into: Graceland, Masters of Sex, Orphan Black, OitNB, Sharon Needles circa 2012, & more.


about me?

managed to get stung on the bottom of my foot by a bee when walking around in the park today :(

i would like to apologise to the bee for clearly scaring it, but wOW THAT REALLY HURT

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Apparently if you accidentally hold down the reblog button in the app, it reblogs the post straight away

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lennydotdotdot:

I did not know that I needed to see this.

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accras:

Water of the gods

accras:

Water of the gods

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unicorn-tamer15:

let’s talk more about Latrice Royale ok

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my words they burn, because i doused them all in alcohol and hurt

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trick question the answer is no

my anxiety will not let me go through the drive thru today

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do i go get mcdonalds for dinner

y/y

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Emma Watson photographed by Carter Smith for Elle US, April 2014

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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