I am brandon jay mclaren. (I'm not.)

Joanna . 21, somewhere in England. I love David Bowie more than anything else. I also quite like The Xcerts. Dita Von Teese is my queen. This is my head but these are my photos. I have the best music taste in all the land. I sometimes play with photoshop.

Taylor is my exotic foreign girlfriend, with an amazing blog. I am currently into: Graceland, Masters of Sex, Orphan Black, OitNB, Sharon Needles circa 2012, & more.

about me?

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downloaded disney tsum tsum

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“I have this weird obsession about buying books and looking at them with a smile, even if I won’t read them soon. At least they are mine now.”
— (via bookishleaves)
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This is the last week that White Collar is filming, and Willie’s tweets are making me want to cry! [x]

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hooping while wearing my catsuit makes me feel like i should be doing acrobatics oop

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We all have a breaking point.

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"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

posted 2 days ago with 46,652 notes via elliehawking





it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw


posted 2 days ago with 135,034 notes via penis-sheath
I got stung by a bee because I laughed and slapped my hand down on a surface…where I did not see a bee. Oops!

yeah I was walking barefoot on the grass :/ I guess I didn’t stand ON it otherwise i would have squished it, but I must have stood very very vERY close to it :/ at first I thought I’d just trodden on something sharp :/

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"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

posted 2 days ago with 93,787 notes via penis-sheath

managed to get stung on the bottom of my foot by a bee when walking around in the park today :(

i would like to apologise to the bee for clearly scaring it, but wOW THAT REALLY HURT

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I did not know that I needed to see this.

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