Joanna. 21, somewhere in England.

I love David Bowie more than anything else. I also quite like The Xcerts. Dita Von Teese is my queen.

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I have the best music taste in all the land. I sometimes play with photoshop.

> reblog my selfies <

Taylor is my exotic foreign girlfriend, with an amazing blog.

I am currently into: Graceland, Masters of Sex, Orphan Black, OitNB, Sharon Needles circa 2012, & more.

about me?

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i cannot stand tv shows trying to sound smart by using science words omg

in The Flash they just said ‘the electron volts became unmeasurable!!!!’

you can just say energy. the energy became unmeasurable.

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brandojay:

I NOW HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES IN LECTURES

I’m unnaturally upset about this. Idk I really hate glasses they never look nice on me, even sunglasses I just buy the huge bug eye ones to cover my face :/ I spent ages with the woman trying on like every pair of glasses in the store and ended up with brown ones

BROWN

I REALLY HATE BROWN

they’re “bronze” … brown.

also they’re the “cheapest” ones they had as well which is £69 which is MORE THAN I CURRENTLY HAVE so yay for being £500 overdrawn.

this is them.

they are brown.

posted 21 hours ago with 1 note via brandojay

I NOW HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES IN LECTURES

I’m unnaturally upset about this. Idk I really hate glasses they never look nice on me, even sunglasses I just buy the huge bug eye ones to cover my face :/ I spent ages with the woman trying on like every pair of glasses in the store and ended up with brown ones

BROWN

I REALLY HATE BROWN

they’re “bronze” … brown.

also they’re the “cheapest” ones they had as well which is £69 which is MORE THAN I CURRENTLY HAVE so yay for being £500 overdrawn.

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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a woman, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via matafari)
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tank top agents + paul (do you even own a tank top) briggs

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fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: Joanna

State the name that your parents almost named you: N/A

Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my sister I guess but she does drive me crazy. also my dad.

Did anything embarrassing happen this week? i said halloween was on the 13th and i told my masters project supervisor that instead of hearing her helpful comments i’d rather stick my fingers in my ears and go la la laaa

Do people praise you for your looks? strange people from the internet maybe

What is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? to wear? probably black

Do you work out every week? technically now I do because of aerobics!

Do you like your smile? with my mouth shut, sure

Do you like your eyes? my eyelids are a little droopy but yes

Do you think you are attractive? most of the time

How much money is in your account? £-450 I think

Are you single? of course

Do you want kids? no.

What does your backpack look like: this

What celebrity do you think is attractive? literally just go through my blog? idk garrett hedlund was the first young one to spring to mind

Last movie you saw in theatres: i don’t even remember. muppets maybe

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